I'm Back

Worst idea ever. Don't even know that I was thinking. Now that I've returned to coffee I'm once again alert, attentive, happy and more of a pleasant person to talk to. So for the record, yes I can quit caffeine if needed. I have a week of misery to prove it.


But the real damage was done to some poor unsuspecting farmer in Columbia that was laid off due to my heartless actions.

"You no like the coffee senor?"
"I do"
"Is it personal? It is about me?"
"You're a great person. I have no grudge against you personally."
"Is it about my family senor, you no like to see them well fed?"
"I'm so sorry! I had no idea how selfish I'd been!"

So, Senor Valdez I'm truly sorry, and I promise to make it up to you in the future! I will never do anything like this again. From this day forward I pledge that I will always order ANOTHER CUP OF JOE!!